Daniel D'Angelo
I regrettably turned like six people into stone today.
It was sort of an accident.
But, I would chisel new haircuts for each of them.
They might be distracted from revenge if they discovered I had done them a moderately-exciting kindness.
Alas, I’m not good with a rock hammer and I chunked an ear off my first subject.
After that, I fled.
I had no idea how to unstone them.
Plus, it was raining and it meant nothing for them to get wet.
I was cold.